I didn't realise how much stuff I've done this month til I wrote it down. Hey check out my fuckin minagerie of game-design stuff I posted last month.
Before I go off though, is anyone else using the Newgrounds favourites feature? I discovered it like a couple months ago, and it's SUCH the best thing on the site: Click the heart at the top-right of someone's page, and then every game, movie, artwork, news post or anything they add to Newgrounds will show up in a box on your front page. So people I PERIPHERALLY KNOW ABOUT, like Qikalain's art, or Aigis' comics, are like #1 priority now. For someone like me who's interested in the PEOPLE as well as the content, I check this every day now. I didn't even know it was a feature. Did you notice Terkoiz1 made a news post last week? fuckin FUCK NO YOU DIDN'T!
BACK TO ME, Newgrounds stuff first:
I watched a thing with Egoraptor yesterday, and he's mentioned this more than once now, "I wish someone would make a Lemon 'n Bill animation tool... because it's so easy, but it just takes time."
LEMON 'N BILL AUTOMATIC ANIMATOR!
You just roll over each character, and of course it's dynamic, so you can move the mouse up n down, or left and right, and it'll adjust their... feelings. It's actually kind of difficult to make this a real, useful tool for anyone, so at a certain point I stopped. But y'know-... I'D LIKE TO SAY IT'S PRETTY ACCURATE. Right? I tried to make it accurate to the cartoon, which probably sounds dumb.
I sent him a message on Youtube, but aaaaa the guy probably gets like a trillion messages from everywhere, so I don't know how to effectively send it.
THE HISTORY OF NEWGROUNDS!
This is a script of a 100% true mini-doc that covers the history of Newgrounds, with zero errors, only fact.
I kinda just had this idea in a flash, and barfed it out. Is it funny? Do you get it? It's kinda REALLY inside-joke heavy for people who know about Newgrounds.
I SUBMITTED A BUNCH OF ART
So- a while ago, I started using Photoshop. This is something I've never done before, cos I don't consider myself an artist, and Photoshop is weird and difficult. But I LOVED what came out so much that I've kept using it since.
SO I MADE THIS!
I guess it's a poster or something for this game I've bin making, I was SO PROUD OF THIS!
I'm takin a break from this game for a couple weeks while I do something else. TANGENT, THOUGH: I got some techincal advice from a dude on a forum. Then like the next day I was lookin at some Diable 3 thing someone mentioned and HEY I'VE SEEN THAT AVATAR BEFORE!!! A fucking lead artist at Blizzard is who that dude was! NUTS, RIGHT?? The internet's a small place!
Anyway, from this art I got some art advice from SWiTCH.newgrounds.com, who pointed out some stuff I was doing wrong. So I started a new thing that'd build on that, and it's called...
THE REVENGE OF EL DOROBO!
You can read up on what that's all about on the page.
I'm still drawing this mascot for this site, he's still fun as hell to draw. Did you SPOT HIM ON THE PORTAL THIS WEEK? I did some art for that game. The iPhone version's better than the web game version. It's got a tonne of 5-star reviews on the app store, which I am TO BELIEVE are MOSTLY NOT made by the employees? I'm kind of wondering how far I should go with this joke?
I did have a go at Alex for promoting it through the tinyBuild accounts as "our next game". I'll talk all day about games I worked on, but that kind of annoyed me. As someone who's a fan of the people who make the content more than the actual content, it'd really piss me off if I wanted to look for an Egoraptor game, and I landed on Marvel: Ultimate Alliance. Or if the next game by Team Meat was Braid... So- I won't go on about it, but that was a thing that really bugged me this week.
STEAM GREENLIGHT LAUNCHES NEXT WEEK!!
I'm preparing stuff for our page on there now. IS THIS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN's LAST CHANCE TO GET ON STEAM??? ...Yes it definately is! I'm not super confident about it. Who knows what splendorous games we'll be competing with? College projects? Cash grabs? Other XL-sized flash games? How many games will be on Steam Greenlight on day one? 50? 300? You KNOW only one game will be the example that all game sites use when they say "Steam Greenlight launches today, here's a screenshot of what a game page looks like".
THAT'S NEWS POST 99! WILL 100 BE MY FIRST GAME ON STEAM? We'll see what happens with that.
My Youtube channel is still me catching the internet with it's pants down.
EDIT OH OH OH!!!!I went on a binge and watched a tonne of stick cartoons yesterday. I fuckin love stick movies, they're some of the best fucking animators on NG. They definately reminded me that my effects and everything I do suck, I should step my game up. Take a couple minutes to check out:
Breaking Rust
GraFight V
License To Combo
Ghostfight Bos
and just the whole fuckin Stick Movie Collection
These things are TOTALLY stuck in the past, and that's JUST GREAT! It's totally diamond-filtered animation, these guys kick the shit out of all of us.
TomFulp
Hey this hasn't officially been announced on the site but as of today you can direct link people to a page specifically to follow you:
<a href="http://i-smel.newgrounds.com/follow">http://i-smel.newgrounds.com/follow</a>
That way people can toss that link in their movies and games or more importantly ALL OVER OTHER WEBSITES, the way people do that on NG with similar links for YouTube and shit. Will it take off? Who knows, worth a shot... Gonna be promoting it more heavily soon. In general we need to make the follow feature more visible and give a link to the full feed because it really is a powerful feature.
I should make that Story of Newgrounds the new About Newgrounds page.
I-smel (Updated )
Cool! It should have more information on that page, it kind of looks like an ad right now.
...or maybe there shouldn't be an ad on that page, and it should be as quick and basic as possible.
[AVATAR] [INFORMATION] [Follow this person?] and then a picture of a tankman saluting FOLLOW!.
It's weird that the first person to read my fake Tom Fulp was Tom Fulp.