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Heeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!

Posted by I-smel - October 3rd, 2010

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
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I'd love to be all song n dance about this- I've had a long time to think about what happens when this game comes out- but I opened the fla this mornin to tweek some stuff and OH MY GOD felt like killing myself.
This game has bin an absolute fucking bastard to make. If you fall off a ledge n don't respawn, or the guy in the cutscene on level 7 doesn't talk or whatever, keep it to yourself cos I do not give a shit.
This is one swf I never want to have to export again for the rest of my life.
I might make a walkthrough for youtube later with me talkin over it. There's a shedload of weird things hidden away in this game, it's like MGS2-style. I'll do that once I calm down from this rage.
Speakin of rage, I'm havin a whole bunch o fun with Dead Rising 2.

STUFF I'M DOING NOW:
This game will be on NG in a week or so.

Also the guy from Wooshii suggested this to me and I love it. I think No Fear's got a hilarious brand image, and the product they've got is basically Powerthirst. So I'm gonna pitch a game to that, deadline's tomorrow. I drew this dude based on their logo, and the basic idea I've got is that you have to sprint as fast as possible to bust through a bunch of brick walls at the end or something.
So if they go for that then that'd be really cool.

VOICE ACTORS FROM LAST WEEK: I've got someone, he's super mega good. Sorry everyone else.

God I wish I was more excited about Johnny comin out but I'm too busy being crazy fuckin annoyed at it.

Watch Larry 2 cos that kicks the shit out of pretty much everyone right now.

Heeeeeeeeeeere's JOHNNY!

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Joelasticot 2010-10-03 12:33:08

play with cutscenes on maxgames.com
Weak

I-smel 2010-10-03 12:33:08 (Updated 2010-10-03 13:55:55)

they wont fit in the game so I have to use loadMovie() to load em from a seperate source.

If I just blasted it all over the place loadin from one site then that would be a hugely dickish thing to do.

I know for a fact everyone is gonna cry about that but there's nothin I can do.

Eddache 2010-10-03 12:40:13

Uh Ton o Fun

Starogre 2010-10-03 13:06:23

awesome game dude! really fun. rofl @ 'stop going left!'

sirjeffofshort 2010-10-03 13:13:49

Don't beat yourself up over any of it dude, the game kicks ass as it is, a glitch here or there never killed anybody. I'm gonna need that walkthrough at some point though, I can't get past the train boss for the life of me and I want to see the rest of the cut scenes haha.

ChandlerThompson 2010-10-03 13:26:42

You can come out now, Johnny.

IN A FEW MINUTES, BITCH.

L-L-Lag 2010-10-03 13:27:04

i dont know if this is on purpose but there's a glitch where if you jump and shoot at the ground you suddenly defy the laws of gravity? im sorry but this game is too unrealistic

I-smel 2010-10-03 13:27:04

You had me goin for a second there.

Redfeather 2010-10-03 13:27:12

I enjoy your games

molkman 2010-10-03 14:05:17

Seriously, it's pretty much a disgrace to have it on NG without the cutscenes, which are awesome. That's really sad.

I-smel 2010-10-03 14:05:17

Well I COULD make the cutscenes load from newgrounds.com/dump, but what happens then is that every 1000freeflashgames.com n superflasharcade.net downloads it n hosts it on their site.
That means that means that a dozen other sites drain bandwidth from here every time it gets played n there'd be nothin I could do from that point.
So THAT would be the most dickish thing I could do.

A million things went wrong with this but I stopped carin about it back when it didn't come out in about Februaury. Yes it's sad but I'm tryina just forget about it.

MrScriblam 2010-10-03 14:27:21

oh my god i have to go to a whole new separate website from the one im currently on holy SHIT thats it im voting 2 without playing

I-smel 2010-10-03 14:27:21

That's pretty much the reception I'm gonna get.
That, and probably some weird glitch that I can play a hundred times n not get.

Joelasticot 2010-10-03 15:36:45

The game's great fun btw. I hope that the average internet user can appreciate the amount of work there's in this thing

cousteau 2010-10-03 16:11:04

The game is interesting, I only found some sparse bugs (there's an annoying one that didn't let me move on Lv2 boss); other than that the game is OK which is good given that you don't give a shit to bugs. I'm OK with having to play it from outside in order to see the cutscenes. The only thing I don't like is that controls seem to get a bit stuck, but maybe it's my fault for refusing to play it in low quality. Come, family, sit in the snow with daddy and let us all bask in this game's warm glowing warming glow.

I-smel 2010-10-03 16:11:04

Everyone's telling me the controls lag like a second behind but I'm not gettin that.

I don't even get that on my super old PC I use to export it.

wptton 2010-10-03 17:12:41

Alright I'm not going to complain about the glitches, but I just have to know is the guy not talking in level seven a glitch? Like, if I play on a different computer or something, is it possible I could see the cutscene with all the right dialogue? Or did you just forget to put in the voice acting altogether?

Come to think of it, is there any possibility you could just post the cut-scenes on youtube so anyone who has trouble seeing them because of glitches can watch them there?

By the way, I also want to say that whoever you got to voice the devil was fucking awesome.

FrozenFire 2010-10-03 17:28:14

dicks and balls and talking walls.

Regularjoe 2010-10-03 17:47:41

I think there is a memory leak.
The game gets progressively slower when I play it (especially when I die and have to repeat levels).

Also, it gets wierd if you click really fast.

I-smel 2010-10-03 17:47:41

Yeah I think there must be a memory leak.

molkman 2010-10-03 18:01:24

Why don't you host the cutscenes on either your site or maxgames? I mean, they sponsor the game and probably have a huuuge server and bandwith anyway, so it won't hurt them to host the 5MB of cutscenes.

I-smel 2010-10-03 18:01:24 (Updated 2010-10-03 18:49:14)

Ok so way back when I realised I'd have to do this, the first thing I thought is that I'll upload it to my site. I did- A couple scenes ARE on my site.
The intro is kinda big though, and my site is just a doofy little free thing, so I went to the sponsor guy n said HEY, HOST THIS THING, BLA BLA BLA
n he was all NAH MAN, FLASH GAME DISTRIBUTION, BANDWIDTH, TRAFFIC, BLA BLA BLA

I'm not a website guy, so shit man, I don't know.

At one point I had this idea to have an NG-locked version that loaded from here, a Kong version that loaded from there, fuckin ALL-SORTS.

At the point when he suggested this I was just like fuckin WHATEVER, LET'S JUST GET THIS GAME OUT. And here we are.
After all it took to get this game on any website at all, I don't wanna start new arguments about it now- but I definately appreciate what you're sayin. All my games are way smaller now so I don't have to think about stuff like this.

MrAbnormal 2010-10-03 18:08:32

its a really fun game and all and its really good but i mean its so glitchy. it really looks professional and the effects are top notch for a flash game but all of the lag and glitches just bring it down a notch. still very cool though

Ditocoaf 2010-10-03 21:05:07

Would it change things if some people raised money to buy you a new computer?

I know I'd pay 5 or 10 dollars for a debugged version of Johnny. If 60 other people agree with me, we're getting somewhere.

Or are you just so sick of the thing that all that would be a waste of time. I could understand that.

I-smel 2010-10-03 21:05:07

I DID buy a new computer. In about February when the game was wrappin up I bought a new computer so I wouldn't have to wait an hour to export it.

For some reason though- Even though this computer is technically way better -it won't export the game. So ironically it now takes EVEN LONGER to test because I have to plug in my old PC.

I've said it before:Some kinda fate doesn't want this game to exist for some reason.

JonBro 2010-10-03 22:44:46

I can completely understand your unwillingness to reopen a frustratingly uncooperative .fla, as that same thing has happened to me a few times. The game in general doesn't tickle my fancy even though I haven't really run into any bugs or slowdowns. I guess I just don't like the enemies or the way they're laid out. Just kinda seems like a slightly unorganized and unfair battle.

Wow that's a lot of un-'s.

OH I KNOW, U SHULD REMAKE THE WHOLE GAIM

Hulala00 2010-10-04 04:34:26

I love dicks

I-smel 2010-10-04 04:34:26

me 2

Regularjoe 2010-10-04 11:33:55

All your games are gorgeous, well designed, and glitched to hell.
Why don't you just get a programmer and split the sponsor cash?

I-smel 2010-10-04 11:33:55

I've tried to do collab games LOADS of times, but they allways dissapear halfway through.

Gettin some guy to do stuff over the internet is really fuckin hard

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