What up Newgrounds!!! Here's our latest trail for SpeedRunners, you should buy it:
SpeedRunners is doin A-OK! I'm a lot happier working on this than I am my previous game, because it's a lot more fun to play! I love testing new levels in the office, I could play it all day. Our office is big now, there's about 6 people in there usually, tinyBuild's a fuckin legit company. SO MUCH WORK TO DO BEFORE CHRISTMAS OH MY GGOOOOODDDDD!!!!!!
tinyBuild is gonna publish it's first game that I've barely touched at all soon. Scary stuff. We almost published a COUPLE o games so far, but the deals didn't stick. I can't say which ones, but they're good ones. I just went to CASUAL CONNECT recently, it's in UKRAINE. Very fun, reading кириллица is cool. It's that russki-speak with all the ДЖИЛҀФЦЧЩЮѺѮѰ crazy fucking nonsense. It's cool to walk around a city that looks like that. I'm going back there soon for DevGAMM. I'm giving a talk on animation, so I hope I do a good job of it. If it's online, I'll share later.
Our game JetGetters is about to get a public announcement maybe next week. It's fucking scary cos I haven't touched that project in forever- but when you have a business with a tight schedule of getting shit done then you have to start promoting a game before it works. Aint no stoppin this train we're on, that's reality, buddy! It should be a really fucking amazing game... in theory.
LIST OF POTENTIAL NAMES FOR THIS GAME
Like any of these? Can you think of a better one? We went back and forward on it a lot, and eventually leaned back into JetGetters, but please tell me what you think is a good name.
Fuckin shit newgrounds, the passed 6 months of my life have bin the highest highs and the lowest lows. Move to a different country if you ever wanna mix things the fuck up- I'm over here waitin for the arrival of SinterKlaas right now and the annual racism festival. Tell ya what, I'm pretty bummed out living in a house by myself right now though. Noone to talk to :( any tips on that?
Oh and I have not even NOTICED there's a PlayStation 4. I haven't played a videogame in forever, holy fuckin moley.
I-smel
Oh I guess we got an Occulus Rift dev kit.
It's fun to fuck around with, but if I'm gonna dedicate any more of my time to WORK right now then it better be on something that's gonna make us some fucking money; that's the thing. I'd like to design a game for it, but I'd also like to finish all my work on SpeedRunners, make sure JetGetters plays well, and also get a few hours fucking sleep.
Also if any cute teenage girls wanna fly over to Amsterdam for a while and sleep with me, now'd be a pretty good time. I am throwin my dick around like it's on fire over here but no fuckin luck whatsoever, and I could rreeeeaaaaallllly use it right now in this empty house every night.
Yeah I said it.