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Play the first stage of CANNONCROTCH!!

Posted by I-smel - January 5th, 2008


Wait- am I calling it CannonCrotch? Maybe Rocketcock would sound better. Or pistoldick...

LINK

Arrow Keys- Move about
A- Shoot
S- Jump
SPACE- Grenade

Well this is part one. It's not COMPLETELY finished, but I think it's presentable.
THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN? GOOD START FOR 2000GR8 AMIRIGHT?

EDIT- Oh by the way- I just won $3500 on the big MaxGames contest! Well that's more money than I've ever had. Mint. Thanks to all you fools what voted big.


Comments

Wow! What an amazing game! You've really outdone yourself, you handsome devil.

Thumbs up.

Just make the gameplay faster.

wut like faster fraamerate? Or more enemies?
There will be more enemies.

thumbs up

i will wait that game

Think <a href = "<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/411878">http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view /411878</a>">rocket crotch is taken</a> :D

Ya I better be carefull when naming stuff this time.

+Oh cool, it's the swain.

p.s. I have learned not to use HTML in comments.

not to go against what swain said but he never said rocket crotch he said "rocket cock"

p.s. good job

Found a glitch. This kind of glitch is also common in many games, where the programmer either messes up with depths or duplicate mc names, one of the enemies was not responsive to attacks (eg shot or grenades) and rather shots would go right through him.

Otherwise great game =)

(oh and i think the guy in the elevator cant be killed if u shoot himm in the leg?)

Ya I'm working on that. I just fixed most of it where there was about 10 invincible enemies. Now there's 1.

+I'll fix the minigunman. THANKS DAWG

make it "ShooterDyk"!

No cos that looks like Shooter Dyke and this game's nothing to do with lesbians.

OR IS IT?

thumbs ridiculously up! love it so far, with only two glitches. one, coolio-niato already mentioned (unresponsive enemy), and the other is that you can go backwards (in relation to the progression of the game), but the screen wont follow, so youll just run off the screen into the unknown. so either the screen should follow you when you go back, or you shouldnt be able to.

but still, amazing game, i smell a daily!

lol cos I'm I-smel and- "I smell a daily". I get it.

Maybe he should have some recoil when he fires.

I agree.

To pezzo, Look up at the top of this page.

The game is pretty good.

Oh wait. Nevermind...

That's lots of fun! You could also call it WANG BANG.

awesome game!
How about calling it Dick Bullet:Nazi Killer or something

wow i am really impresse dwith the game and i want moreeeeee just it would be better to have jump asthe up arrow instead of 's' it just makes more sence in my mind other wise a great game cant wait till it comes out!

I'm still deciding wether or not UP should make you aim upwards.

Cannoncrotch oh lol XDD

whats next? the shotgunner

Nice one dude can't wait for it to come out :D

I love it :D

A little problem thou:
If you die in the elevator you disappear and you shoot grenades out of the walls...it is kinda weird.

ps. yea I played the first level anyway...shame on me!