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Givin out No Time for HALF THE FUCKING PRICE

Posted by I-smel - April 11th, 2011


We had a discussion about the price o this game ages ago, and our idea was that people would buy it INSTEAD OF some DLC or a map-pack or something. So we landed on $10.
But I still felt like a dick about it, cos all I'm thinkin of is the dozen people who comment on this blog, and like forum guys n shit, and I don't wanna ask those people fr that much. So like-- am I gonna hand out codes or somethin when it comes out? aaeehhhhhhhh...

Then we came up with this idea:HALF OFF FOR ANYONE WHO WAS HERE BEFORE IT CAME OUT. So that's you, it's all the comment guys, all the Newgrounders, our Twitter dudes, facebook fans n all that shit: For the feedback we got n all the youtube hits n fuckin whatnot: it's $5.

YO THAT'S LIKE £3 WHAT THE F-- THIS SHIT AINT NO JOKE! It's like sick Newgrounds discount; PICK IT UP!!
it's not done yet btw, I'll send it you on launch day lol :I

Why's it on Kickstarter? Dude I don't know! I guess people'll trust us more if we attach it to this than if we just put it on our regular-ass blog? I guess it makes the whole thing easier to understand? or more viral- or something? I dunno, ask Alex. I don't know how to sell shit.
Also we're givin out early access to the game so you can MAKE SURE I don't fuck it up, AND the level editor.
--"Slow down there man, I don't know videogame codin's"
DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT, the level editor isn't videogame codin's- You fuckin paint squares down n it turns into a level. It's like Roller Coaster Tycoon, it's easier than that, you could make like a hundred levels in an hour;; BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!
If you can make better levels than me then fuck it, it's goin in. I'll credit you as a level guy.
I DUNNO, WHY NOT?

There's also some expensive stuff that I don't think anyone's psycho enough to go for, but whatever-- the important thing is IF YOU'RE THE KINDA GUY WHO'S READIN I-SMEL.NEWGROUNDS.COM, THEN YOU GOT DISCOUNT.
Game's not done yet by the way, you'll get it at launch.

Q&A starts now, ask me anything.
IT'S FIVE DOLLARS.

Givin out No Time for HALF THE FUCKING PRICE


Comments

yo reg, what up?

woah how the fuck do I allready have 10 sales?

That's pretty cool of you man :)
Having an artist throw back to his community with a sale encourages me to show you some lovin and pick up a copy!!

I wunt wun :3

is there a further discount for working on dat game that i never finished

yeah you get to share the experience of having a bunch o freaky pictures on your hard drive that you hope nobody ever asks about!

I'm very tempted to get access to that level editor..

On another note, I assume this if for the PC. Maybe it's just me, but it doesn't seem like it would work well on consoles due to the controls.

It's for the PC right now, we'll look at console stuff depending on whether people want it or not.

I guess it'd control like a dual-stick shooter. Shadow Complex had runnin n gunnin right?

This is awesome shit.
I will somehow acquire currency and pledge !

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Sweet deal! I had this notion in my head that it would be an iphone game or something, but now that I realize it's PC I think I might just go ahead and buy it! Looking forward to finding out how it'll play.

Apple is talkin to us about an iOS version, so that's also gonna be a thing.

But Ill do that later.

Sounds interesting, but how does it work? I mean, can I just use paypal or something to make the payment and then how do I get access to the game afterwords?

Good question; I have no idea.

I just checked it all and it looks like you pay through amazon. That's so weird cos I never use amazon.
We e-mail you the game the day it comes out. You, personally, wouldn't have to worry about NOT gettin the game, cos obviously I'm right here on Newgrounds erry day.

Thank you for responding to my penis, I have now bought the game.

this game was awesome in the internet and it's gonna be even awesomer in a full pc game.And the level editor just makes it perfect, i mean what best way to prove your nerdiness than making a level no one is gonna beat (but the maker of the level)

oh and the 50% disccount just by doing what i'm doing right now, that's pretty cool

Enjoy the $25 :)

Can't wait to beta test :D

- Mick Lauer (Ricerpirate)

it should be .99 cents i mean ipod apps that are like 20x better then this are .99 cents
what the hell its not like your putting a console game on the ipod or anything like that
and how about releasing it free the first day it comes out in app store you'll get alot more downloads and if those people who downloaded it free like it chances are they'll
tell some of there friends about it or leave a good comment on the app or rate it 5 stars
alot of people download apps that are featured or that have high ratings so rethink the price

Ok, I wanna make sure we both know what kinda game this is: It's not the Flash game I put out a couple months ago. I've got like 50 levels so far, 3 or 4 boss fights, and I'm gonna keep crankin on with more n more stuff, different powers, secret levels n whatnot.
Also it's not on the iPod, it's a download game like VVVVVV or World of Goo or Braid or somethin.

I don't wanna make an app-store game cos it's a really difficult thing to get around. People buy Angry Birds n Farmville n whatnot, but all the other games get totally ignored. And because I'm not making Zuma or Bejewelled or somethin I think I'd get totally ignored.

Tell me what the best iPod apps are, cos I don't keep up with stuff like that n I've got no clue.
The main thing is that it's not on the app store; do you still think it should be 99 cents anyway?

dawg u could release those extra levels with updates to the game no mothafucking 10 dollars thats alot up dollars plz rethink price

ok right first: You can get it right now for $5. That's what I'm sayin here.

Also: Just updating the game here would be a bad idea. It's not on the front page so nobody'd play it, it's took me like a month to make 50 new levels n I'd get ZERO money for it, I'm usin like-- at least 20 new gameplay things that weren't in the first game, so I can't just slot it in, the controls are all different-- you're literally askin me to get to work for a couple months on the biggest game I've made and not get paid fr it.

Which I TOTALLY DID when I was in school; but now I'm 19 and this is my job.
If you wanna play a big fat awesome game for free, then check out Cave Story or something-- Or go check out Newgrounds' games o the year:
http://www.newgrounds.com/awards2 010.html?page=games

how also a list of top apps in the app store
angry birds (duhhh) $0.99
pocket god (look it up it has wikipedia page) $0.99
doodle jump(own wikipedia page)$0.99
the creeps (wikipedia page)$0.99
fruit ninja $0.99
moron test $0.99
wacylands boss $0.99
cut the rope $0.99
cyanide and happiness (kind of "big " so to speak) $0.99
sushi boy $0.99
islash $0.99
alot more i dont feel like typing typing is hard when your a 12 year old you dosent know how to "really type"

What about amazon.co.uk? Or paypal? Does it have to be via amazon.com?

I dunno! I asked Alex, I'll PM you tomorrow when I know how it all works.

I could be wrong, but I think kickstarter just funnels it through amazon and that amazon just umbrella's it ... backing this project was my first "backing" so I'm not a pro, but the process seemed pretty seamless. I'm curious why folks seem to be having an issue...

In terms of pricing, there is a "push and pull" with the 99 cent pricing ... I'm happy to spend whatever I think a game is worth. If it's 99 cents, great! If it's $5, fine.

But there are plenty of folks who literally price point everything (which is lame). Did you mention a "free version"? Like 2 levels? Or opening to 1st boss? May showing them the "shop" ... but only having a very limited selection available to purchase.

Either way, this game (from the preview) is already much more complex than most of the 99 cent games (that aren't only 99 cents for a promotional period).

angry birds (duhhh) $0.99
pocket god (look it up it has wikipedia page) $0.99
doodle jump(own wikipedia page)$0.99
the creeps (wikipedia page)$0.99
fruit ninja $0.99
moron test $0.99
wacylands boss $0.99
cut the rope $0.99
cyanide and happiness (kind of "big " so to speak) $0.99
sushi boy $0.99
islash $0.99

Most of those games are extremely simple in structure. Their replay value comes from difficulty ramps and/or limited level design (albeit cool... but still limited in space).

I'm drunk ... bye

Thanks! I'm very serious about pre-ordering, so to speak, so I appreciate the feedback.

^_^

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