No Time To Explain FOR REAL, and other stuff

HEY, I UPDATED THE GAME BLOG.

For those of you who don't know: I'm making No Time to Explain into a real fuckin game, and this is the blog of it.
I wanted to voice-record this whole blog post cos I know nobody likes to read, but my house hasn't bin empty all week :/

Anyway I released a tiny game this week, it's called Dead Space Invaders. I made it in an afternoon. Cos y'know.. Dead Space... Space Invaders... So many people missed that joke.

Also I got entered into a thing. I was hangin out in this Ustream chat, cos-- apparantly Newgrounds does this thing where some o the dudes in the office go through EVERY SUBMISSION THAT DAY below like a 4 or 3.5 and just broadcast it and talk n shit. And people hang out in the chat. It's on for FUCKING HOURS!
Anyway I left this thing open all day cos I was workin on stuff, then suddenly I'm hearin "I_SMELL... I_SMELL DO YOU WANT THIS IDEA? SAY YES OR NO" and long-story-short I'm on Luis's team and had to make a game called PUPPIES TOSSING MOUSTACHED WELDERS in 2 days.

So me n Luis made the best fucking game you've ever seen about softcore bestiality- but we didn't finish. I think Luis got trapped under the rubble of a century-old decaying fortress or something. I'm not sure.
I wanted to finish it mainly because some fuckin dude on the stream said I only make games to get money or something-I mean what the fuck is that about?

No Time To Explain FOR REAL, and other stuff

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Thundaboom 2011-02-22 21:40:17

I lol'd at the picture.

I-smel 2011-02-22 21:40:17 (Updated 2011-02-22 21:44:40)

You drag the mouse up and down to stop the welder from metling your face off.

By the way; you're the puppy.
btw this is the sketched version I made right after I found out what our assignment was

Thundaboom 2011-02-22 21:43:43

Also, what's the platform for this game going to be on? C#? Actionscript?

Gianni 2011-02-22 21:59:40

Dead Space Invaders was hilarious, I seriously laughed. The description "FINISH THE FIGHT." just really nailed an awesome joke.

No Time To Explain is looking great, when I first played the original I was thinking how it actually looks like a game with more serious potential, I guess I wasn't too wrong.

This has probably been asked and answered before, but will our beloved Druox The Shredder be delighting our ears once more?

I-smel 2011-02-22 21:59:40

It's funny cos FINISH THE FIGHT isn't even a Dead Space thing, it's a Halo thing.

I hope Druox is doin it again. He probably will.

MindChamber 2011-02-22 22:44:49

lol, hows that fighter comin out

I-smel 2011-02-22 22:44:49

It's not, lol!

I know :/

bmxdudleydo 2011-02-22 22:48:32

Im so excited for the game! I cant wait man, ill be following the blog!
Maybe you should do something like OCD, an old play station game were the levels are in some way randomized.

I-smel 2011-02-22 22:48:32

if it's randomized then they might be boring or hard to understand

IndigoWraithe 2011-02-23 00:22:13

i was there for that. it was like,
I-smel: Hey guys, what's going on?
TomFulp: Game Jam, wanna join?
I-smel: Not really. I don't understand what the hell this is.
Luis: I-smel you're on my team.
I-smel: Team?
Tom: Hey I-smel, we're gonna do your team next.
I-smel: Seriously, what the <censored> is going !? ARGH!?
Tom: I-smel, do you want to re-roll?
I-smel: Roll? Are we playing D&D?
Tom: Okay, I-smel and Luis's team are doing PUPPIES TOSSING MOUSTACHIOED WELDERS
I-smel: What the hell? What is this I don't even -
Tom: Alright that does it for the team assignments. BTW, they're due in 2 days. Kay Bai.
I-smel: Wait! I still don't -
NG Is Offline.

It was absolutely nuts, but so hilarious.

I-smel 2011-02-23 00:22:13

it was more like:

do you wanna do this?
no, reroll
puppies tossing moustached welders
yeah ok, how long do I have?
like two days
HAHAHAHAHAHA awesome... what's a game jam?

Luis 2011-02-23 02:24:33

The money just wasnt there. i did finish most all of it tho!

OmarShehata 2011-02-23 10:02:04

That chat IndigoWraithe posted is effing hilarious!!

"I still don't have any idea what a game jam is..."

Hilarious dude.

But maaan, I so wanted to play that puppies game. Mostly for the mustached welders.

I love mustaches.

I-smel 2011-02-23 10:02:04

and I love dicks!

life 2011-02-23 23:37:53

bombcast break music in space invaders end?

I-smel 2011-02-23 23:37:53

you know it

Bantuatha 2011-02-28 17:15:39

dead space?

i love it

MAKE IT LONGER WITH BOSS BATTLE!