Anyone wanna voice a guy who gets mauled to death?

I don't like makin news posts when I've got nothin to talk about, but now I'm makin these games full-time I have to hit things head-on.
HERE'S MY NEXT GAME:

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It's VERY short and it's just kind of a small joke. It's mostly future-you dieing a horrible death; this is one of those games I came up with in the shower. I guess it's roughly the same joke as this but not exactly.
The first lines are in the video, some other lines might be:
"I'M IN SO MUCH PAIN OH GOD!!"
"WHY DO I HAVE THIS MUCH BLOOD??"
"MY BONES ARE A FINE PASTE AARGH!"
"AREN'T YOU SUPPOSED TO PASS OUT FROM THIS MUCH PAIN? AAARRRGGHH!"
"WHAT'S THAT POKING THROUGH MY EYE? IS IT ONE OF MY RIBS? OH GOD!"
"OH THESE HIPS WILL NEVER BOOGIE AGAIN!!"
"I THINK- I think my nervous system shut down... I can't feel any-*SNAP* AAAAARGH OH GOD I WAS WRONG!"
and I'm tryina think of more. If you want to improv some then that'd be perfect.
Infact if you wanna suggest some in the comments then that'd be good too.

Oh and I guess April n Booster came out. 3.9 guys? really? 27,000 views?
Are you just fuckin with me at this point or what?

Anyway I think Road Trip Rampage is finally gonna come out witihin the next week on GameShed.com. They sent it back to me literally about 12 times (it took weeks!) cos it was full of glitches. I admire the patience; nobody ever does that n they must've played through the whole thing about 50 times.

Johnny news: The guy at MaxGames literally said the words "October 1st" sooooooo... Maybe?

I'm not doin too well tbh; I've signed up as self-emplyed, spoke to an accountant, made a spreadsheet of all my money comin in n goin out, and NOW everyone's tellin me to get a job. My parents are the fucking opposite of help as usual, nothin's ever straight-forward is it?

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OH and I made a logo for my friend's friend's gay band which is actually not as gay as I thought it'd be.
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Anyone wanna voice a guy who gets mauled to death?

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mariobros153 2010-09-25 20:28:17

I think I'm gonna audition for this XD

Fro 2010-09-25 20:34:17

yeah, I'll do this for sure. Tomorrow night I'll audition, tonight I don't have my mic and I have a bit of a cold.

bigjonny13 2010-09-25 20:37:43

Definitely interested in this.
Maybe some other lines could be
"OH GOD, THAT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO BEND THAT WAY"
"OH SWEET JESUS, WHERE ARE YOU PUTTING THAT"

I-smel 2010-09-25 20:37:43

I thought about it, but those are the obvious ones that everyone goes for and aren't funny any more.

mariobros153 2010-09-25 20:48:19

Here is my audition! <a href="http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KVPVYGHK">http://www.megaupload.com/?d=KVPVYGHK </a> I hope you enjoy! It's just a couple of the lines and I just grouped them together in one file :P

Redfeather 2010-09-25 20:56:45

haha, yea use fro, he totally isn't a piece of shit

I-smel 2010-09-25 20:56:45

I dont care who's a piece of shit I just care if it sounds good or not.

stootab 2010-09-25 21:14:01

heck, I'll audition. Are you looking for an egoraptor sound, or something more original?

I-smel 2010-09-25 21:14:01 (Updated 2010-09-25 21:32:33)

The voice I had in my head was basically the guy from that Explosm sketch I mentioned- but the joke is allready kind of similar so I don't wanna go all the way with that.

Jus go for whatever you think is funnier / best, voice people usually have better ideas than I do.

Smoothieman7 2010-09-25 21:20:47

id audition....but ive never done this b4 (but i rly wanna strt) and im to depressed to do anything...crap...i kinda wanted to..i really wanna get into doing voice acting tho..until i can get into animation

I-smel 2010-09-25 21:20:47

I know, starting stuff sucks. I had to do some voices before n I am NOT a voice guy. I had to walk around the house in circles counting out loud just cos talking in an empty house is so weird. Then listenin back to it is EVEN WEIRDER n it allways sounds way different than how you said it.
Yea it's really hard.

gettin into animation is easy though, do that. All you do is draw shit, I cn do that all day!

Sapphire 2010-09-25 21:21:03

"Are you looking for an egoraptor sound, or something more original?"

...Wow...

I-smel 2010-09-25 21:21:03

Yea but I know what he means. I kind of expected someone to say somethin like that.

Kixen 2010-09-25 21:32:25

YES I DEFINATLEY WANT TO!!! i love doing like screaming scenes and crap

I-smel 2010-09-25 21:32:25

I didn't know if this was somethin voice people like to do or hate to do.

urban-pyramid 2010-09-25 21:39:34

I'll try it, I love to annoy people with my Scout-like yell

I-smel 2010-09-25 21:39:34

one o the lines I had in mind was from the TF2 Meet The Sandvich video where the scout shouts MY BLOOD! HE PUNCHED OUT -ALL- MY BLOOD!! which I think is like the most hillarious thing

if that's even what you're talkin about

Sumwungye 2010-09-25 21:40:12

"this is one of those games I came up with in the shower."

*dirty mind activated!*

P.S. - "THIS PAIN IS SO REAL!!!!! WHY CAN'T I BE MADE OF PIXELS!?!!!?!?!???"

Could use some work..

wowpwner09 2010-09-25 21:44:11

i will :D ill upload a demo of me getting mauled to death. if you have any specific lines you want me to say, lemme know and im pretty sure i can scream it. its no different from yelling at other players on l4d on your microphone, right?

I-smel 2010-09-25 21:44:11

lines are in the post, and a couple in the video

Briarios 2010-09-25 22:14:21

I want to audition but my mic is broken, so here a couple of possible lines.

Ideas:
WHY WAS I PROGRAMMED TO FEEL PAIN????

Huh, funny, it doesnt hurt at *Crunch* OH GOD WHY??

Veryam5 2010-09-25 22:38:06

YES! i tottally audition, i can d-...

oh wait, you smell

omegared 2010-09-25 22:52:15

I'll send you something :)

Coolio-Niato 2010-09-25 23:17:17

Not auditioning but have to say, the idea for the game is very nice and the gameplay footage looks superb! I wish you best of luck on it :D

I-smel 2010-09-25 23:17:17

thanks!

YoinK 2010-09-25 23:23:20

i could do the voice. PM me if you still need one.

MysticZen 2010-09-26 00:48:15

I could only imagine that voice, as Australian as it is, would be horrible for the Internet.

SpamClamberton 2010-09-26 02:41:22

I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS. BUT I CAN FEEL MY INTESTINES.

SpamClamberton 2010-09-26 02:50:10

OH CRAP I THINK I LEFT THE IRON ON.

I-smel 2010-09-26 02:50:10

that's pretty good

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