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Posted by I-smel - May 27th, 2010


Yo heads up I'm gonna spoil the end of Deadly Premonition in a sec.

I bought a new PC, which is way better than my old one and cant open the Johnny .fla. its fine though, that games bin finished for like- weeks now. I was like YO SPONSOR GUY, LETS GET THIS GAME OUT n he was all HM I WAS THINKIN WE'D DO THAT NEXT MONTH aaaaarrrrg. I've got like no money right now and can really do with some.
This PC CAN record video pretty well though. so now I can do what I allways wanted to do n make a trailer. So here's that:

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n that was fun. I'm think I'll blast that out to a bunch o sites the day the game comes out.

Oh and I sold different game to NG, so thatll be out this time next month? I dunno when thatll be out, but its finished. Its a platformer with 35 single-screen stages that you have to beat.

Third game: I started workin on somethin that's kind of structured like robot dinosaurs, but you can inhale and fire small enemies. Im aiming for like a REALLY really childish innocent adventure that doesnt feel forced or manufactured- Which it turns out is really hard. Here's some ideas of what main guy could look like. The whole things ispired by stuff like this, this, this, and how 5 yr olds are having a way better time than the rest of us and they havent learned yet the concept of being embarrased of how excited they are.
Here's what Ive got so far:

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Im findin it really hard to think of enemies with interesting or fun behaviours. Actually I dont think this game is fun enough in general, its nowhere near what I want it to be. Hopefully Ill crack it soon.

what else was I gonna say? OH YEAH have you seen deadly premonition?? its this Xbox game thats fucking crap- Dreamcast graphics, wacky animations, fucking bizzare dialogue, boring slow and tedious gun combat, it's the worst game ever but I ended up loving it. Anyway, long story short, the lovely innocent Aeris girl dies at the end. NOT JUST DIES THOUGH; you find her post-rape quivering, naked, leaking blood, she doesn't know who's who, where she is or what's going on, tries to walk- can't, keeps trying, asks you to kill her and then dies. It was FUCKING NUTS. I've never seen a game (including indie games) build up a relationship like that and then RAPE one o the main protagonists. I was like WHAAAAAAAAAT isnt that right, York.

Can't think of anything else.
I wanna make a game that's like Excitebike, but kind of like Road Rash where you're in a biker gang and have to beat up other bikers while speedin down the freeway. You could pluck road signs n other weapons out of the ground as you drive by, I think that could be cool. A boss fight would be like- a truck or something? I dunno!

OH that was the other thing I was gonna say- howda you guys feel about logos that go over gameplay? Like in that johnny trailer. I really didnt mind it at first, but everyone keeps pointin it out and now I feel like it makes the game look like a banner ad. I sold another thing recently and like ALL the sponsors wanted that as if it was the norm, but Ive never done it before and Ive never seen it done either. To me thats just not somethin that games do.
I asked one guy an he said YEAH, THE PLAYER WANTS MORE GAMES ALL THE TIME, SO IF YOU PUT A SITE FULL OF GAMES ON IT THAT THEY CAN CLICK WHENEVER THEY GET BORED THEN THATS GREAT, THAT MAKES IT BETTER. so I ignored that guy, because thats stupid. I want the game to be as much about itself as possible. would any o you put a logo over a game?


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how bout an enemy that traps you and you have to go crazy on the buttons to escape. little kids love that stuff

oh- I didnt realize people'd think it was a game FOR children, but now I can see why yad think that. No its more like a game for generic newgrounds audience, but intended to- I guess feel like it was thought up by kids? or something? its kind of hard to explain.

+no youre totally sellin kids short. what games did you play years ago that did that? cos when I was 7 I played stuff like Sonic, Streets of Rage n Golden Axe. they like stuff thats fun, same as everyone else

Legend of Johnny looks like it's going to be VERY popular. Glad you kept at it because I've been wanting to play the finished product for a while. (Over a year I believe :D)

Punk o matic song?

no it was actually a song made by Evil-Dog, who MADE Punk-O-Matic, so thats why it sounds like a Punk-O-Matic song.
actually I think it was a collaboration between Evil-Dog n SWiTCH, who are just about the best guys ever.

Cant wait to play your new games.

Nice trailer

Legend of Johnny looks like some kick as shit, dog.

Golly geee willickers I sure would like to WOOF for that dog game...

Lmao

aw crap i was hopin id get in on the voice >:C... unless the bartender is still open?

nobody is still open
I had to do some voices myself an it fuckin sucks

FLAME ON!

that wouldve worked better in the trailer if I had other lines of dialogue playing over gameplay, but the music wasnt long enough to accomodate for that

actually yknow what I wish I wouldve made the boss fight RIGHT after that more instanteanious, cos the whole point of puttin that clip there was to seperate the enemy combat scenes from the boss combat ones. maybe Ill go back to it later..

Yaaaaaay

Woooo! Legend of Johnny!

if you need kickass kid characters look at adventure time (which you might've already done)

despite all the crap you went through to make it the legend of johnny looks freaking badass and REALY FUN can't wait to see it

I'm kinda sad you sold it to max games though

I JUST went around Youtube watchin Adventure Time clips. I've only ever seen the original pilot but that is one fuckin excellent cartoon.

yea I can see why it doesnt really make sense that I sold it to maxgames.
I started makin games years n years ago before sponsorship was a thing and all my games were shit. Then I made this one game I really liked called Cannon Runner, and MaxGames was doin a contest where you could win $10,000. Even now that's crazy, but this was before anyone was makin ANY money off flash games. It wasn't even just that either, you got $10,000 if you came first, $5000 if you came second, then $3500 and so on until 10th place. NOT ONLY THAT but there were $500 bonuses for the best in seperate genres and other crazy stuff. I won 3rd place and 2 bonuses- but it was kinda sad because none of the games that entered were really any good.

They did the same thing a year later and I entered n won again. The submissions were a bit better, but still nobody with any real talent entered. They've put a lot in, but've failed to ever evolve passed a web page with a bunch of links. That kind of reflects the games I was makin.

Also I asked Newgrounds but they were full up for that month so y'know.
And I'm kinda sad there has to be a logo in the bottom left all the time.

i didnt think i was selling kids short(??). i just kinda got the idea from starfox on SNES from the tractor beams you have to barrel roll out of from the boss of stage 2, difficulty 3. sorry for the misunderstanding just suggesting ideas! :)

oh okay

"I can't open the FLA but that's OK"
I'm paraphrasing you rather than going back up but seriously.
THATS NOT OK.
You need to get that sorted ASAP however you can. From the ammount of time it's taken you and the complexity of that trailer, I'm imagining the Fla is pretty huge and unwieldy by this point. You need to find someone with Flash CS5 to try and open and save it as uncompressed XML (this fixed a fair number of some old Flas of mine I thought were corrupted past use) Then resaving it in an older format. (I notice you're using Flash 8) The source code to something like that will be very handy in future and somethign you should sort sooner rather than later.

I can open it on my old PC fine- this new one is TECHNICALLY way better but it can't do shit.
That's actually why I've still got my old PC right nex to my new one.
And I'm deliberately down-playing how much of a problem that is, cos I doubt anyone who's reading this REALLY cares about whatever technical issues I'm havin.

Ok I'll Trial CS5 n do that.

Wait, that logo's going to be in the corner the entire time? If you click it is it a link? If so that would get kind of annoying whenever I try to shoot near the bottom left and keep accidentally clicking the logo. Those sorts of things always get me.

Are you sure they can't make any sort of exception? :(

personally Ive never once clicked it by accident, and the guy did pay an exceptional amount o money for it, but it is kind of silly.
Turns out all the sites are doin that now though, so get used to it :(

I loved Road Rash.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tv Hz2u-33Y4

OMG your games are so epic im jelous at your capability of programming and your art suites the epicness of the main engine, Keep up the good work :D

I'm guessing this'll be exclusively on MaxGames for a short time?

yea like a week

looks great dude! cant wait!

Where is this awesome flash/better than flash game? Should be marvellous! I'm embarrassingly excited about it. Any idea when it's finally gonna be released?? Also, that NG games sounds cool. The working title looks great but not really my cup of tea. For sidescrollers like that I think hundreds of bullets is more fun. Something like "Billie blue fish".

Anywho, keep up the good work!

I dunno WHEN that game's comin out. Sponsor guy's not bin online fr like a month.

+I really really hate bullet hell shooeters.

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