Remember I said I was makin a showreel? I got most of the decent stuff I did in 2008 and put it into a video with some PHAT BEATS. It's mostly 3D. Finding some decent screen-recording software for those games was hard as balls.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
481431
also on youtubes:
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=jEFCTb-Y c2Q
Also I picked 5 games to win Game of the Year, but I PROBABLY shouldn't talk about that. Did Shift 1 really come out in 08? We're up to like- fuckin Shift 5 now. That's ludicrous. Sadly, MeetnFuck was not nominated :(
Oh and I made a game last week called Mighty Tower. Go n play it.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
480897
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OH YEAH THAT'S WHAT I WAS GONNA TALK ABOUT; FUCKIN GRAND THEFT AUTO 4.
Right so I stopped playin GTA 4 ages ago cos it's boring as balls and annoying. I went back this week and finished it. Fuckin SPOILERS: I'll give you a recap of the last 3 fucking aweful missions.
Then in the NEXT mission, you kidnap some girl in a car and she's like AARGH STOP KIDNAPPING ME YOU FUCK. Understandable- I'd be annoyed aswell. But then Niko fuckin "SHAT AP AYOU BITCH!!" PUNCHES HER THE FUCK OUT and I'm drivin around with an unconcious girl in the car. Niko you cock, I don't remember pressin the punch button there. That's not cool. Then he hands this girl over to like 5 guys in an alley somewhere where she is obviously gonna get raped. They pretty much spell it out to you. Niko Bellic is some kind of woman beating rape pimp.
I go back to this place later on, and she's tied to a chair and gagged. The objective is to take a picture of her on the phone- Press Y to get her to look at the camera. I expected him to just be like YO LOOK UP, or y'know pull her face or something. He fuckin PUNCHES HER AGAIN and takes a photo of her face all gagged n sad n shit. For fuck sake Niko, she's tied to a chair. Right- if this game's got a bad ending, it's your own stupid fault.
Considering I'd made the decision a couple missions ago to stop killing people and get on with life, you have to kill like fuckin 80 people in the next mission. And considerin he got all EMOTIONALLY TORN about shootin thet speycial samone a couple missions ago, it's really dumb that he's shoutin RRRAAAAAAAAARRRRRRR DON'T FACK WIT ME!!! all the way through this mission.
bwuerr hurrr how could I leyt dis happen to roman? Maybe it's because you robbed a bank, shot like a hundred police officers, sold drugs for the mafia, and you beat up women and sell them to rapists. Maybe that's how.
And then I died in a cutscene. He jumped off a helictoper, and it played the fuckin death animation, and I had to start again. This game is fucking stupid- How does anyone give it a 10/10? How does anyone like Niko? They should've done another CJ game, that guy was DOPE.
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Anyway: watch the showreel.
Oh and I've got mates now, for anyone who was wondering how that went. Check my last news post for ALL THE HOT GOSSIP.
fluffkomix
loved might tower. i want to see more of yeah baby go yeah tho. it seems like ur not updating that page u sent me.
are u not updating it just because you sent it to me?
I-smel
I actually stopped updating the game publicly on the 9th of September:
http://i-smel.newgrounds.com/news /post/250580
I decided that if I carried on like that any longer, nobody would bother playing the full version and I'd never be able to get it sponsored. From now until the game comes out, nobody's seeing it unless they're a potential sponsor.
Also, doing alot of 3D stuff and other business has kept me from updating it for the passed couple weeks anyway. This game is taking forever.