Yo test this new shit / Where the hell is Crunchdown?

Ok so firstly Crunchdown, the beat-em-up I was makin. I Finished it a couple weeks ago, it's done. Why is it not on Newgrounds? Cos it's on Flashgamelicense.com: The broker site for Flash games. If you make games an you've never heard of it, fuckin check it out. You put your game up, an a whole bunch o rich guys come by and bid on it. I'm at $1100 right now, but they tell you to wait it out for like- a fuckin month or somethin.

SO WHAT'S THIS NEW GAME?Well, remember way back when (October 2007? Holy shit) when I posted this game? Then remember when I tried to do it again but never got anywhere? Yeah, now I'm doing it a THIRD time. Shit.

Well this is the last time, because I'm throwin it up on the annual MaxGames Contest. I'm thinkin since I won $3500 on the last one, I could do pretty well this time. It's just such a shame that this game's bin sittin on my C drive for a damn year and nobody ever got to play it. It couldn't release it because I just hated the way it looked, it wasn't nearly fun enough, and it's kind of a one-trick game. I knew it could be way better, but I didn't have a clue how to improve it. So I could never release it in a kind-of-cool-but-not-really state. I still don't like it, and I don't think it's very fun, but holy shit THE TOP PRIZE IS TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AND THERE'S BONUSES. I couldn't give a shit how fun it is, if I've got a completed game on my hands and these guys are givin away crazy money, I'm sellin the fuck out.

So, I did what I could, I revamped it, dressed it up as nice as possible. Like most o my games, it's 90% done and FULL of glitches.

So yo test this shit.

Known issues
I'm havin some framerate issues (ironically)
One of the songs skips a bit at the start. That's my fault.
Is the font right? I don't think I can embed font correctly.

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PaperBat 2008-09-05 12:25:18

Firefox Fucks up and asks if i wanna abort script when I Press Down + Left or Right

I-smel 2008-09-05 12:25:18

THIS IS REALLY REALLY ANNOYING ME.

The-EXP 2008-09-05 12:26:06

Did the decompiled game come out ok?

I-smel 2008-09-05 12:26:06

The decompiled game's finished, some rich guy wants to buy it for over a thousand dollars.

Greg-Anims 2008-09-05 13:16:14

WOAH!?? its so so cool. nice idea. people will eat this up, and you will get lots of money for it, i love CO-OP games, its kinda like ICO..lol.

how is flashgameliscence? i was considering it for my current game i just finished... but when i try to "sitelock" the game it fucks up. and when i try to encrypt the game with this free-trial thing. it fucks up.

Did you bother doing these^ and if so, can you please help me with them?
what is your MSN?

I-smel 2008-09-05 13:16:14

I tried the free encryption beta, and it's definately broken. Games just don't load when that's enabled, so don't tick that box. The best thing to do to avoid stealin n shit is to manually put some encryption on the second frame of your game:

var lockUrl = _url.toLowerCase();

if (_root.lockUrl.indexOf("flashgame license.com") <= 0){
gotoAndPlay(1)
}

It'll play on Flashgamelicense.com, but not anywhere else. NOTE- It won't even play on your hard drive, so you'd have to upload it to test it.

If you can't protect something like that, there's also some options to disable developer viewing. Allowing ONLY sponsors to see it's good because sponsors don't typically steal games. You can also allow developers with at least 1 game to view it, and people like that don't usually steal games. The forum guys and other developers are clever guys, and they're good at giving feedback on games.

Ny MSN's Tombrien@msn.com

Greg-Anims 2008-09-05 13:18:44

oh also. Take a quick dreamweaver tutorial an get yoself a website...

with a few googleads, and a small site intro on your games.
each game will earn you a bonus of like... a lot. from advertising.

all the smart people are doing it! :p

I-smel 2008-09-05 13:18:44

I never thought of that OH SHIT I ALLREADY KNOW DREAMWEAVER.

igustaqueso 2008-09-05 18:39:47

On the pyrimid level, i dont think your spoused to get to the coins, i did. There was like nothing after them, so yeah...

I-smel 2008-09-05 18:39:47

I forgot to fix that.

Wurmy 2008-09-05 18:47:19

Out of curiosity, if you have ads on your game, are they affecting how much money you are being offered?

I-smel 2008-09-05 18:47:19

I don't know. The deal right now is that two guys want the game, and their both bidding on it pretty equally. One allows ads and one doesn't.

Rooster 2008-09-05 19:00:55

If you hit down the right or left you just run in place

I-smel 2008-09-05 19:00:55

I don't know what you're saying.

Wiiporter 2008-09-05 20:00:27

that was fun.

Perry 2008-09-05 21:31:20

love it, dude my shitty game was sold for 4k so you might want to wait out for more money

I-smel 2008-09-05 21:31:20 (Updated 2008-09-05 21:49:44)

Holy shit.
How long did you wait for that?

Perry 2008-09-05 21:53:39

wait two weeks, send out emails

WAaAzZAaA 2008-09-05 23:12:14

dude i like the concept, but its kinda slow paced

know what im sayin?

I-smel 2008-09-05 23:12:14

Yes.

Coolio-Niato 2008-09-06 11:55:29

Pyramid level glitched on me. U kno how u made the secret hole? Yea well i jump across it when it was opening, got all those 100s of coins, and kept walking all the way to the right. Then at the very edge it gave me the abort script message.