That's cool.
They should have different abilities maybe.
Make it look cooler and your set.
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I was gonna do like 50 levels, but then this crazy collab biznis came up n I was like WOOOAAAAHH.
I would've had a couple certain guys who coud do certain stuff.
I would've had so you could pick up stuff (Like in the Pyramid level), I would've had a level where one of the guys was giant, I would'vehad a level that was total- Didn't fit in- The blue guy drove a car and the black guy shot a huge boss thing, I would've had one in a volcano where the lava's arisin, I would've had loads o shit.
Or you could just slap some paint and sound effects on it and its done!
Thats what id do...GOOD ENOUGH is my motto.
Aw well yeah, but noone's gonna want to play a little one. Like if I did a massive one with loadser stuff, it'll probably get front page, I can put ads in it, sponsorships, people'd ask for it on their site n I'd be gettin £££s.
Yeah but if I just did a small one, it'd be in the portal for about a day n get about a thousand hits at most or some shit. That'd be a waste.
It's nice but needs polishing.
It says un:un when you have not set a best time, why not just "Not set"?
Most coins is the same on every level?
I'm having a hard time doing the teamwork tasks...
Oh fuckoff, it's not a proper game.
YEAH I WOULDNT KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT GAMES OR SPONSORSHIP HICKGUCK!
You fix up the small problems (lol invisible floor at the first jump point in marathon), polish it up and you'll make a nice amount off of it.
I doubt most people will even play all ten levels but they'll still link their friends to it.
Oh shit I didn't notice that invisible bridge.
Right- Maybe I'll get it out there once I've done a COUPLE MORE levels. Just cos I feel like finishing some shit with it. That'll only take a couple days.
I'll sort out the interface n all.
OH WAIT- What if I put an ad in the space that says SCREENSHOT? That could potentially be an ingenious idea.
This is soo much worse than the first version of this game. The one you posted a couple of months back. It had worse graphics, of course, but I really liked it. And it was much better when you could press DOWN to crouch, and all that.
Use that instead (if you still have that file that is) instead of this much worse version.
kthxbai!
Oh yeah I've still got the file. Seriously though, nobody got that game. The controls were SO damn awkward. With this redesigned control system, I barely even have to have any instructions.
Nobody wants to play a tutorial level. Especially when it's as hard to understand as that one was.
Also, what don't you like about this one specifically?
That two-person game is pretty sweet. I like it. If you finish it some time, It'd do quite well.
I actually found that old topic. ;)
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/803994">http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic/8 03994</a>
Heh, I was so addicted to that game!
Chicks are dicks.
Tell me about it
It was a fun game, but fix the glitches sooner or later! D':
WTF?! How are you making a game exactly like mine? Its the same exact thing. This may not be your fault but I contacted you about the other game Penicannon which has the word cannon and a penis like cannon crotch, how are you getting these ideas?
This is really weird...
Oh my christ, you cannot be serious.
Here's the first time I made this game public in October 2007:
http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/top ic/803994
And your crazy penis thing was a movieclip that rotated towards the mouse. Comparing that to Cannoncrotch, I'm fucking insulted.
Woah, I loved the one in the BBS topic, this one was kinda killed. Course you don't want to hear this yada yada but like srsly a few things :
WHY THE FUCK WOULD U MAKE A BOUND WHEN YOU ARE AT AN EDGE?! WHYYY IT MAKES NO SENSE. It ruins the fun too.
Also the "pushing" arrow is messed up. Like it works very strangely and makes u go left when u are pressing right etc. Look into that, get a friend to play it and see what problems they run into for that.
Lastly, could u speed up the FPS? Like I know its a puzzle game or watnot, but it just gets tedious too fast. If you could move faster it would actually keep up with ur train of thought cuz the levels arent even that hard.
Good luck.
In short, an edge is a boundary to accomodate the controls. To pull a guy up, you run off an edge while he's underneath it. If an edge wasn't a boundary, it'd play that animation every time you went near an edge, which'd get annoying.
Right, I'm starting to get the feeling nobody likes this interface.
Are you talking about the thing that jumps you across gaps there? It should allways send you in the direction the arrow's pointing, not the direction you're facing.
The framerate's 25FPS, but I've not optimised anything atall. I think I will speed up the guys.
See, the levels being too easy is why I want to make some more.
"it'd play that animation every time you went near an edge, which'd get annoying."
Just make it like it was before!!!!! That you could press down when u want and if you run off the edge u fall down. I don't know why you modded that..
And the arrow is rly messed up. It only sends my across a gap 1 out of 10 times. Otherwise im stuck "hopping" above the arrow a few times and while hopping the controls for left an right are reversed as well.
Right yeah, the arrows broke.
I really wanted to change it because every time I've seen the original played by someone else, they never get it. It works on the internet, and it works if I'm there to tell you how to play it, but in a real situation with normal people, it's just tedious and boring to learn.
I'm changing it back though. Someone somewhere else just made me realise what's wrong with it.
OK now!I enjoy all of your game and sincerely think you are doing agreat job programing altough you lack a bit of the extra visual humph! I do believe that cannon crotch is your best looking game so far but this one game you just made as an innovative gameplay that SERIOUSLY deserve a makeover so why don'T you raise your graphic quality on this one and had a bit to the mechanic with some more interaction.I had a flash going trought the determination level I saw the two characters seperatly climb a cliff to finally find a gigantic boss to be slayed using the two characters(note that the characters should have different abilities like you could make one strong but slow and an other more athletic)so fighting bosses in the way of shadow of the colosus I mean bosses big enough for them not to be so fast to give the opportunity of reaching some vital part or using the level interaction to trap and or kill the gigantic beasts
No graphics cos I really suck at level design. Seriously. If I put as much work into drawing this as I did into CannonCrotch, it wouldn't be out for another couple months.
Also, how can you have boss fights when you can only control one guy at a time? If you could control both guys at once, most of the puzzles in this would be void.
As much as Shadow o Colossus is an excellent game, I can't imagine it working on a 2D plane.
its really fun, reminds me of army of two but i bet you started it before army of two came out or did you :P
I started it when I saw a video of the Army of Two guys co-operating to get up onto a high platform. Back then, I didn't know what the game was called, what it was for, or whether it'd come out yet or not.
I honestly think the last version was a lot better. It was simpler, and it has a much better feel. I even like the graphics in the last version better then the graphics on this one.
Nice job on the game(both) The new one reminds me of splinter cell's co-op game play. :D And CannonCrotch reminds me of metal slug so you made good games,keep it up.
Oooo, ima try it and then i hope i kan leave another comment cuz im gunna review it!
MorrowDays
yeah, I remember seeing the thread about it, its quite fun.