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Tom Brien @I-smel

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Those bullets hardly exploded at all.

wow, you're right. I'll add more to that.

They do in the game.

I'll go recruit!

thnx dood

I'd love to play a role, I think I could probably give Johnny, Pride or The Barman, but could you possibly gives us some lines for each character? And where can I send my auditions?

Ok well there's a bunch o lines in the intro there- here's a short bit between Pride and Johnny later on:
Pride] You're the kid that's runnin' around killing everyone; and now you're here to kill me. Is that what this is?
Johnny] I'm here to get my girlfriend back.
Pride] Johnny- This isn't gonna work. Even if- by some INSANE MIRACLE you get through me then you've still-- Wait-... Did you kill all the other guys with that sword?
...
Johnny] No.
Pride] DID YOU?
Johnny] No. [A lot more timid and distant]
Pride] I'll trade you your girl for that sword.

and ALL the barman's lines in the game are "Oi- Put out yr mate's face or get out- GORDON BENNET!!" and "Finally, the pub is back to normal!"
He's based on this charming fellow: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rp hsZUdybuU

feel free to say whatever
oh and PM me or e-mail Tombrien@msn.com

You changed the song title? That was the most awesome part of the cutscene "Its called 'I want to fuck you in a car'".

And the part about selling his socks, and the part with the moisturizer and the part where the table exploded... Those dumb jokes really made the scene, showing how foolish all the characters were.

The cutscene was still superawesome.

the song has gone through SO MANY NAME CHANGES.
it was BONE you in a car by the way, I never would've gotten away with FUCK, Ive allready sold the game to someone who doesnt like swearing.
for a while it was "hot love, cold table". its hard to think of somethin that's an innapropriate love song title while also not pissing off censor guys.
whoever records Johnny, I'll ask em to do both BONE YOU IN A CAR and SEX ROCKET, or SEX TAKE-OFF or whatever, then ask which one I'm allowed.
it was I WANNA BONE YOU ON A BOAT at one point aswell.

I might put the socks back in, but its so gay. I cant decide
I dont remember a table exploding, what?
I didnt like how long the conversation between wrath and pride was. introducing everyone to a game with a weird drawn-out conversation of a tiny joke would be a bit of a shit start.

pretty much: if I stopped finding it funny after the 10th time watching it, I took it out

oh and the band's gone through a hundred different names n all. I think it was called 4 guys 1 drum at first

I'll be looking forward to the game, seems awesome, best of luck with it.

YOU SMELL

HOW DO YOU KNOW THIS ABOUT ME??

Ok, I'll send the auditions first thing in the morning!

if i could i will help if u need it

Job: brotherhood of steel

lmao

is the flamming skull guy wrath?

ill try voiceing him

l8s

yes, and he's allready voiced
I dont wanna replace the guy who allready did it, cos thatd be a dickish move

As much as I would love to voice even the tiniest most insignificant part of this game, sadly I cant seeing as I have never done this before and I would require step by step instructions which would eat away at your patience due to my constant oblivious state of mind.

So instead, I wish you good luck and quick production! (if that is indeed an expression that can be said)

ok whatever.
Ill take practically anyone btw

I'll send you a demo of me doing your characters.

here's something else of mine you can listen to until I get out of work :P

It's an audition I did for Hulalaoo's flash.
<a href="http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/23810cab59e842681af5b35a22d4abb4">http://www.newgrounds.com/dump/item/2 3810cab59e842681af5b35a22d4abb4</a>

If your still looking for someone to do i greed i probably could. I might not be the best but i can still try.

If you need it, I could try out for Pride, I have a pretty good fake British Accent. Or I could be Johnny, no experience, but I could still try at it.

Hmm, I recognise that picture at the bottom of your newspost from somewhere...
<3

Also, our English coins aren't just hexagonal, they are equilaterally curved!
Also, they're heptagons.

they are indeed heptagons, well done.

thats so weird, why do we have heptagonal coins?

Johnny reminded me of fry from futurama

(yes i do see references everywhere)

yea I realised that like halfway through. he's actually based on Tim from Braid.
he looks more like fry in the intro to robot dinosaurs

and there were no refferences
apart from maybe that episode of futurama with the devil

Just sent you my auditions, did you get them? The email's kind of big (22 mb), so I wasn't sure if you'd manage to get it.

yep

Haha great intro, got a good laugh out of it- felt like a one-joke-per-frame bomb.
Good luck!

okay good, cos it didnt feel like that to me.

Whuts the lines for the bar-dude !
im 13teen but live and kicking !!

So, have you make your casting decisions yet?

I've made all but 1 or 2. I must've described em wrong, cos I can't fit em.
Everyone's sending me Pride as this private-school, trust-fund rich englishman, but I'm lookin for a more Liam-Gallagher, big-head english rockstar.
The other one's Greed, who's this really downplayed, lazy bluegrass simple hick.

This is takin longer than I thought it would.

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