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I-smel
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Tom Brien @I-smel

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England, MAN-CHESTer

Joined on 3/2/06

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Awesome man! I love games with places you can just chill in. Will you make other people walking around that you can kill for no apparent reason>

_.-~NO~-._

If you try and smash downwards in the pub your guy gets stuck in the smash downwards animation :P

_.-~OK~-._

lovin the pub area.
level placement not so good. i think the beach should be one of the first two levels not the third. its too short to be that far in.
can you actually buy the penis upgrade? and the dev blog upgrade?
also i waited a bit in the store area cuz i forgot i was playing, os then i decide to go back, and the whole screen goes a brownish tan color. plus i cant do anything without right clicking.
does this make it 9 frames now?

o and please get rid of pandabearkitten's comments.

P.S. sorta funny how hes being so racist yet blanks out the N word.

it blanks out nigger for everyone.

that'll probably be level 2

I dont know how many frames this is- 2 more than last time

Im leavin the comments up there

You can make the TV a buttcon where you could watch the cutscenes you watched throughout the game. You could also have secret cutscenes that can be bought like little fun animations or different uniforms for purchase.

Will different guns be available for purchase?

OH FUCK ME SIDEWAYS WAT I DO NAO :'((((((

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Also, if you remove a single one of those power-ups I will force feed you a bag of fried DICK.

Will the bar have hookers and cherry soda?

Hookers no cherry soda yes

I dunno what I'm gonna do when you make the character die when the health bar runs out...

I think you'll get 3 lives for every level.

Why doesnt my four hit combo work?

COS I HAVENT FUCKING ADDED IT. GOD!!

Daaamn this game is nice man, I'm excited

Whatever level the beach turns out to be, I'm glad you're thinking of letting us choose the order, because I suck at the beach for some reason. At least, I can get through the warehouse with life to spare much more easily than I can get past the beach. Then again, I'm not exactly a superb videogame player.

I like the pub; adds a nice bit of atmosphere and beats the hell out of an ordinary menu. It also provides a "safe space" that novice players can fool around with the controls in.

I realized something I probably should have mentioned before: I've never been able to do the sword-charging thing. Its probably my computer, or I'm doing something wrong, but I really have no clue. I'm just supposed to be able to hold down the mouse button for a bit after a melee attack, then when I release then I get another attack?

It's easiest to see in the pub- While your mouse is one the guy, hold down the left click button. You'll start to see a red glow forming around the sword, and the line in the middle of it will start to fill up red like a thermometer.

When it flashes white (you'll know when this happens) release the mouse button, and you'll shoot swords everywhere.

If you get hit while charging it, it'll cancel.
I need to refine it slightly.

Hmm.... yeah, its just not happening. I click and hold, he swings the sword and just stands there. No glow, no red line...

Maybe the game and my computer just aren't playing together nicely. I'm on a Macbook, with the newest OS X. ...but I'm apparently the only person having this problem.

Man, your submissions should definitely be ranked higher up in the portal...

The people are being deprived!!

I think DUCK SIM 2009 is gonna change that.