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Total Medals Earned: 463 (From 100 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 7,495 Points

Super Mario BP Oil Spill

FISHY ASSIST Unlocked 12/7/10
5 Points
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
GLUG GLUG 10 Points Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
SUCKER 10 Points Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
BLOW ME 25 Points Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
MINE YOUR BUSINESS 25 Points Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
OCEAN DEFENDER 25 Points Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
TORPEDO TERROR 25 Points Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
AQUAMAN 50 Points Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
EMPLOYEE MERCY 50 Points Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER 50 Points Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
FREE WILLY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/11 (5/285 points)

Super Oppressed PPL.

Anacusis Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
On the bright side, you don't have to hear Bieber anymore.
Colour Perception Impaired Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
Now you won't have to feel guilty about having a colour advantage.
Here, let me get that for you! Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
It'd be bad if someone felt inferior because they were challenged.
Hotwheels Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
You ain't got nothing on Fredrick Brennan!
Jump Man Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
Jumping is a privilege, not a right.
Lieutenant Dan Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
"It's time for a showdown! You and me! I'm right here!"
Lights Out! Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
Guerrilla Radio!
Saved in the Nick of Time! Unlocked 12/16/14
5 Points
Got euthanized 'cause there already were too many at the shelter.
Follow on Twitter 5 Points Follow me on Twitter @KMDES for more awesome games!
Professional Victim 5 Points Someone criticized me on the internet! Donate now!
Type: Human Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/11 (40/100 points)

Super SOPA Bros.

Fire Power Unlocked 1/18/12
5 Points
Shoot those censor boxes!
Mushroom Unlocked 1/18/12
5 Points
Tasty.
Star Power Unlocked 1/18/12
10 Points
Not even invincible Mario can escape SOPA.
Beat the Game? Unlocked 1/18/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Kill All Enemies Unlocked 1/18/12
25 Points
If only killing SOPA was that easy...
Secret Room Unlocked 1/18/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
1UP 10 Points Find that secret block...
Well Informed Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/8 (95/110 points)

Sydney Shark

AirbusA380 Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the Airbus A380
BAEHawk Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the BAE Hawk
BroadcastHeli Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
CH46SeaKnight Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
CrocodileJet Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the crocodile jet
DHC2Beaver Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
HH65Dolphin Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
NuclearRocket Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Nuke Sydney
Sailplane Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the sailplane
Zeppelin Unlocked 4/16/10
25 Points
Take down the zeppelin
Horse Unlocked 4/16/10
50 Points
Kill 9 horses
Kayak 25 Points Crush 10 kayaks
Orca 25 Points Eat 60 pieces of Orca
UFO 25 Points Take down the UFO
Passenger 50 Points Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
SkyDiver 50 Points Kill 10 sky divers
Hat Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 11/17 (300/525 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/19/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

Tetraform

YOU'RE A WINNER! Unlocked 12/16/09
10 Points
Beat the game
AL GORE WOULD BE PROUD Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Get a full planet
C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER! Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Get hit after destroying exactly 30 enemies without getting hit
DOUBLE WHAMMY Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Get a multiplier on a boss
USE THE FORCE! Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Kill 1000 enemies
YOU'RE A REAL WINNER Unlocked 12/16/09
25 Points
Beat the game without continuing
MY EARS! 5 Points Have an attraction beam live for 15+ seconds
STRAGGLER 5 Points Beat the game with one missile still left on the screen
HIROSHIMA 10 Points Nuke more than 20 enemies at once
C-C-C-C-COMBO! 25 Points Get a chain of 10+
HUMANITARIAN 25 Points Heal an enemy ship
SIDEKICK 25 Points Have a spike at the end of the game
USA! USA! 25 Points Beat the game using exactly 2 nukes and have ones leftover at the end
PENTAFORCE 50 Points Get 5 spikes on the planet at once
THAT'S NO MOON 100 Points Convert a boss into a spike

Medals Earned: 6/15 (135/405 points)

The Bester Game Ever Made

Good Call Unlocked 4/2/12
5 Points
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Afterlife Affection Unlocked 4/2/12
25 Points
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Armed & Dangerous 10 Points Find a spare set of arms
Comedy Gold 10 Points Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Fonz Whisperer 10 Points Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
I Have Crabs! 10 Points Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Sorry Wilson 10 Points Lose Wilson too early.
Bob Buddy 25 Points Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Eye For Value 25 Points Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Snowcone Savior 25 Points Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Talkative 50 Points Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Dino Master 100 Points Beat the entire game.
Sea Spectacle Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Turtle Groper Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Lonesome Fury Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Temporal Parodox Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/16 (30/455 points)

The Drawing Grounds

Junior Artist Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
Finished your first drawing.
Randomizer Unlocked 9/8/12
5 Points
Started a game with a random user.
Messenger 5 Points Notified someone after taking your turn.
Umad? 5 Points Found the hidden troll face.
Sketcher 10 Points Reach a score of at least 10.
Colorpicker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Heartbreaker Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Loner Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/45 points)

the Engineer

Bomber Unlocked 11/9/11
5 Points
Place a bomb on destructible terrain
Maxified Armor 10 Points Fully upgrade your armor
Maxified Turret 10 Points Upgrade any turret to its maximum
Maxified Weapon 10 Points Fully upgrade a hand held weapon
Fully Loaded 25 Points Buy all hand held weapons at once
Survivor 25 Points Last 2 minutes in survival mode
Time for a FemBot 50 Points Finish Zach Scrap's Campaign

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/135 points)

The Interview Codex

Knowledge Peeker Unlocked 3/18/13
5 Points
Visit the codex for the first time.
DEAD! 5 Points there all dead
EDD's 5 Points World
Hans off! 5 Points Can't touch this.
HE WOBBLES... 5 Points but he doesn't fall down
KFC 5 Points who you call'n chicken?
Knowledge Creeper 5 Points Visit the codex 10 times.
Knowledge Seeker 5 Points Visit the codex 50 times.
Mariachi Mang 5 Points ¿Dónde está mi cerveza
only $5 each 5 Points there you go... good bye!
orsppA 5 Points ???
Paradox 5 Points Who will interview the interviewmen?
PLEASE HELP! 5 Points The shade man has locked me in his basment, i am a 16 year old girl. The shade man wips me all day, send help, call the cops... I can get free. My balls are really sore. He is sick. I don't know how much longer I can go on.
Psycho? 5 Points maybe.
Secret pixel hand shake. 5 Points ...
Sexual Decapoda 5 Points Nephropidae
Supa Sumba Pawdy. 5 Points Cake and apple pie.
The bees Justin... 5 Points Why wount me baby drink his milk Justin?
This is madness! 5 Points Yes it is.
to mod, or not to mod? 5 Points that is the ummmm somthing...
YEAAAAHHHHHHHHHH... 5 Points HHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH... 5 Points I'm almost done.
FUL of P 10 Points hhhmmmmm.
Knowledge Keeper 10 Points Visit the codex 100 times.
THE KING OF THE PORTAL! 10 Points He will always be to me...

Medals Earned: 1/25 (5/140 points)