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I-smel

Age/Gender: 17, Male
Location: England, MAN-CHESTer

I'M SO FUCKING HOT YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.

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I-smel

Beta Test CANNONCROTCH!!

Posted by I-smel Feb. 27, 2008 @ 5:30 PM EST

CANNONCROTCH is finished. I could release it right now if I wanted to, but I won't- Cos I know from expirience that when I say a game of mine's finished, it dunt mean fuck all.

So I'm looking for beta testers- Anyone who's interested in the game, say so here and I'll PM you the link.
Don't expect to get a PM if you've bin here a week and have an infamous reputation for stealing games.

___UPDATE___
Things that were wrong:
The first boss was too fast
You respawned under the screen on the first boss
First boss is too big
Invincible nazi at the top o the stairs
You can aim your crotch upwards
You can stand "on" the enemy and not die
There's no way to mute it
Grenades don't work on the first boss
The elevator is too slow
Probably loads of other shit wrong with the first boss

RIGHT- This beta has officially STOPPED. I got loads of feedback, and I would go on, but I'm running out of room on the credits.

Updated: 02/28/08 12:22 PM Log in to comment! | Share this!

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47 Comments

Feb. 27, 2008 | 5:37 PM evilwaffle says:

Hey i would really like onbeta test i saw the demo and it looked amazing so yea i want too.

EviwlafflE

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:11 PM Magical-Mark says:

I can steal...I mean I can betatest for you :D

I'd love to!
The game looks awesome thus far =D

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:15 PM TheSoulMan says:

okay i could steal your game i'm fine with that

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:16 PM matiou1 says:

Oh my oh my oh my can I! I played the first level of CannonCrotch and though it was really fun , reminded me of metal slug.I would really appreciate to test and comment your stuff dood.Ha forgot, will test if and only if there is a basass boss in there because you know we so crave badass bosses.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:19 PM VPcomics says:

Hey i would love to beta this, seems like a cool project and i have time off.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:21 PM Coolio-Niato says:

im bored so count me in.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:29 PM Killerkb says:

Yeah sure, I'm up for this.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:29 PM Killerkb says:

Even though the title of the game makes me twitch a little.
But sure, send me a PM, and I'll test that beast of yours.

Get a move on.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:33 PM GibsonR says:

Sure, I'll help you beta test... :]

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:34 PM FrozenFire says:

go for it ;)

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:41 PM Schmastalukas says:

i'll try it out, pm me the link.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 6:51 PM Catch22ska says:

Im willing to test it if you still need people

Feb. 27, 2008 | 7:07 PM RPGamer says:

Yeah i would like to help you out with beta testing the game, count me in

Feb. 27, 2008 | 7:15 PM mexifry895 says:

I'd like to give it a try.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 7:16 PM NG-Unit says:

Yeah, I'd love to beta test, I am from 06, so I don't think I have to worry about being here for a week.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 7:21 PM Kangman says:

I would like a link :D

Feb. 27, 2008 | 7:52 PM LittleLeon says:

Huh, I'd like to Beta Test, the demo was pretty cool. So if I'm right, the game will be too. So, if you think I can do it, I'd love to.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 7:57 PM pickleman77 says:

I'm interested in testing this! Send me a link!

Feb. 27, 2008 | 8:09 PM Sockofgreatjustice says:

Could I perhaps be a beta tester?

Feb. 27, 2008 | 8:43 PM AVSciuto says:

Great job, hope my glitch list helped you out.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 8:49 PM Decade says:

your game seems very similar to mine, can you give me a pm with a quick run through of your game because I have a game Im making called pennicannon which may be the same thing.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 8:59 PM DillePickle says:

Yayz.

Feb. 27, 2008 | 9:33 PM SyraSage623 says:

i`d love to betatest man! send me the link

Feb. 27, 2008 | 9:42 PM squidly says:

Can I get in on the beta test?

Feb. 27, 2008 | 10:00 PM Radioactive24 says:

Rip off of "Rocketcrotch"?

Feb. 28, 2008 | 2:23 AM darator says:

beta pleas>!

Feb. 28, 2008 | 2:50 AM Lambii says:

I'd happily test it for you mate.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 7:59 AM molkman says:

I'd like to betatest too.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 8:53 AM hex6661 says:

ill beta test for you.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 11:09 AM MiniBoy says:

YAY YAY YAY! New game! :D
I WANT TO BETA TEST!
Serioulsy.. PM me :D

Feb. 28, 2008 | 12:21 PM biskits says:

Aye, alright, I'll help you beta test :)

Feb. 28, 2008 | 5:22 PM Catch22ska says:

Ah you should of left the first boss as is, it was actually a challenge..only got stuck under it once also then I would actually spawn above it

Feb. 28, 2008 | 7:20 PM I-smel responds:

Too many people were WHINING.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 6:32 PM johnfn says:

Just thought I should tell you your method of gathering beta testers is genius.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 7:20 PM I-smel responds:

It worked pretty well.

Feb. 28, 2008 | 6:40 PM chickendance333 says:

I'm interested

Feb. 28, 2008 | 7:44 PM MorrowDays says:

I'd love to beta test your game, yes please!

Feb. 28, 2008 | 9:52 PM voidshatter says:

NOOO I WANTED TO BE OF USE!!! blast my week of dead computer!!

Mar. 2, 2008 | 9:08 PM I-smel responds:

FUCK. NOW THIS GAME IS USELESS WITHOUT voidshatter'S INPUT.
GODDAMMIT >=(

Mar. 1, 2008 | 2:05 PM DillePickle says:

I think standing on tanks and dying is annoying.

Mar. 2, 2008 | 9:07 PM I-smel responds:

Have you ever stood on an enemy tank and lived?

Mar. 1, 2008 | 9:20 PM Sinitron says:

WTF u say @ me?

...newbie shit

Mar. 2, 2008 | 9:06 PM I-smel responds:

Thanks for your input, SINITRAAAAWWWWRRNNNNNN!!!!

Mar. 2, 2008 | 5:33 PM PaperxTiger says:

yo put me in da credits faggot sellout SELLOUT

Mar. 2, 2008 | 5:33 PM PaperxTiger says:

-mr anorexia lol

Mar. 2, 2008 | 9:06 PM I-smel responds:

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLLOOLOLOLLOLL!

Mar. 3, 2008 | 5:15 PM PaperxTiger says:

LOLOLOLOLOLLOLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL OLLOOLOLOLLOLL!

Mar. 7, 2008 | 10:07 PM L-L-Lag says:

<Negative Comment>

Mar. 7, 2008 | 10:36 PM BigLord says:

The final Cannoncrotch CAN use a few more updates, but overall sweet job matey!

Anyway... Next time don't upload a game while being drunk o_O

Mar. 8, 2008 | 12:19 PM I-smel responds:

I've updated a couple things since uploading it. You can press UP to jump (I don't know why that was so important to everyone), the falling bridge is SLIGHTLY modified, and I'm THINKING of giving the player more lives.

Mar. 9, 2008 | 5:23 PM Wraith2000 says:

ROFROFROF
DEATH WORM was awesome so is CannonPenis

Mar. 9, 2008 | 11:09 PM Zero-Resurrected says:

Thanks for using my audio in your game. The game was pretty sweet bro!

Mar. 10, 2008 | 1:22 PM I-smel responds:

Your audio had to be the best one. It totally made that level.

Mar. 9, 2008 | 11:56 PM BigLord says:

:DEATH WORM was awesome so is CannonPenis

wtf? Lol ignore that guy. And don't give the players more lives, CannonCrotch rules the way it is now. Spot on, mate!

Mar. 12, 2008 | 7:56 PM L-L-Lag says:

Why aren't there more comments here?

Mar. 13, 2008 | 6:48 PM I-smel responds:

Dont know

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