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Beta Test CANNONCROTCH!!

Posted by I-smel - February 27th, 2008


CANNONCROTCH is finished. I could release it right now if I wanted to, but I won't- Cos I know from expirience that when I say a game of mine's finished, it dunt mean fuck all.

So I'm looking for beta testers- Anyone who's interested in the game, say so here and I'll PM you the link.
Don't expect to get a PM if you've bin here a week and have an infamous reputation for stealing games.

___UPDATE___
Things that were wrong:
The first boss was too fast
You respawned under the screen on the first boss
First boss is too big
Invincible nazi at the top o the stairs
You can aim your crotch upwards
You can stand "on" the enemy and not die
There's no way to mute it
Grenades don't work on the first boss
The elevator is too slow
Probably loads of other shit wrong with the first boss

RIGHT- This beta has officially STOPPED. I got loads of feedback, and I would go on, but I'm running out of room on the credits.


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Hey i would really like onbeta test i saw the demo and it looked amazing so yea i want too.

EviwlafflE

I can steal...I mean I can betatest for you :D

I'd love to!
The game looks awesome thus far =D

okay i could steal your game i'm fine with that

Oh my oh my oh my can I! I played the first level of CannonCrotch and though it was really fun , reminded me of metal slug.I would really appreciate to test and comment your stuff dood.Ha forgot, will test if and only if there is a basass boss in there because you know we so crave badass bosses.

Hey i would love to beta this, seems like a cool project and i have time off.

im bored so count me in.

Yeah sure, I'm up for this.

Even though the title of the game makes me twitch a little.
But sure, send me a PM, and I'll test that beast of yours.

Get a move on.

Sure, I'll help you beta test... :]

go for it ;)

i'll try it out, pm me the link.

Im willing to test it if you still need people

Yeah i would like to help you out with beta testing the game, count me in

Yeah, I'd love to beta test, I am from 06, so I don't think I have to worry about being here for a week.

I would like a link :D

Huh, I'd like to Beta Test, the demo was pretty cool. So if I'm right, the game will be too. So, if you think I can do it, I'd love to.

I'm interested in testing this! Send me a link!

Could I perhaps be a beta tester?

Great job, hope my glitch list helped you out.

your game seems very similar to mine, can you give me a pm with a quick run through of your game because I have a game Im making called pennicannon which may be the same thing.

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