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I-smel
Hey look man, my name's "I-smel". What I lack in smarts, I at least pay back in honesty. Boink!

Tom Brien @I-smel

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England, MAN-CHESTer

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GUESS WHO'S ON STEAM, IT'S ME I SMELL.

Posted by I-smel - November 30th, 2012


IT'S TRUE! Soon you'll be able to buy my dumb shit right next to Dragon's Lair and Euro Truck Simulator 2. If that doesn't spell out "legit" then I don't know what does.
I'm still conflicted about luggin around this old game I made 2 years ago and selling it- but right now I'm just too excited to be on Steam. I genuinely thought up until just now that EVEN THOUGH we were the 5th highest voted game on there, we'd be on some do-not-greenlight blacklist that I don't know about. Then Alex phoned my phone from Holland and now we're on Steam.
Well in like a week we will be on Steam, I have to add the APIs and stuff. I've bin re-making art and animation assets all week to get a head start.

Anyway I haven't posted in 3 months. YA MISSED OUT, GUYS! I made this whole fake twitter, I got a thousand followers overnight, it was crazy. Then I stopped getting followers so fast and lost interest. I guess I stopped, woops. It was funny though.

I've had to really put PunchGunner (maybe I should call it "Bear Arms"?) to one side cos I've had no fucking money. Y'know what- I don't think this blog gets many hits, so you guys can have the design doc. I mean I post all the concept art on here right? That's the other thing, check out my art page.
So anyway I've bin scrapin up all this kinda work for people. Sometimes when there's no work I join in on things that aren't animation, and nope! That wasn't recieved well. Stick to games in future I guess.

There's a hundred other things to talk about, but hey you guys don't have all fuckin day. I cashed in a shoebox full o change I've had since I was like 12. There's the story.

Oh also shout out to the Newgrounds Audio Portal which is fucking crazy.
Haru Song
Fi's Requiem
Hania and ElleBirdy23 are especially kicking fuck out of everyone, you should check out all their submissions. I swear I'd love to make a video of just things to see on Newgrounds every month, but I can't talk to an empty wall without feeling like a dickhead, y'know?


Comments

OH NOW I REMEMBER WHY I HAVEN'T MADE A BLOG POST IN 3 MONTHS! This is Post #100 and I wanted to save it for if I ever got on Steam.

Happy 100 everyone!

Congratulations man. I hope you keep the macarena dance.

oh the macarena isn't in it. That's a good point, I'll add it before we hit Steam.

The fake twitter made my chuckle a bit.

Congratulations man!

Unity is a beast

yeah and this computer can't even play 3D games.
You wanna see the room after this, I've got 300+ cubes spawned in a circle
http://gyazo.com/1bb9ad21ed492bca 4bc303cda68bbd9e.png?1354319697
(edit out the space)

fuck good job

Kudos! Look forward to seeing it on steam soon.

^_^

Try talking to your cat! :D

Oh I'm sure that'd go well, she'd just be giving me shit the whole time.

That's pretty swell dude!

So you made it onto Steam, yet you don't even link to the game or even mention its name at all? Why? Or am I blind?

Oh it's No Time To Explain.

THIS IS AWESOME!
Good job dude!

Congrats on making Greenlight, dog. Youdaman!

Is it always going to take that long to greenlight things? I lost my hardon for the whole project after even the first round of people took forever to come to.

I think the first round of greenlit games are coming out now. The system is that they pick whoever's in the Top 10, which is a really weird way to do things if you think about it in the long term. I'd expect everyone's just about flaccid on it by now, which is why I made sure to get in on Day 1.

I lost my hardon for No Time To Explain after I submitted it to Newgrounds in February 2011 lol!

So... what about that timeline shit?

yeah facebook's new layout does suck dick.