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I-smel
Hey look man, my name's "I-smel". What I lack in smarts, I at least pay back in honesty. Boink!

Tom Brien @I-smel

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quick note:

Posted by I-smel - February 27th, 2009


At 2/26/09 9:10 PM, elementell wrote:
On the 7th level, when you're fighting the shadow knight, you can't access the weapon menu.

It's really annoying, all I have is my beak attack of doom to fight, and it only takes 2 damage out of his 9879857394658364578365835 health, each fight takes about 56 hours.

Sorry for the inconvenience, but thanks if you fix it.

Oh don't worry, that was intentional. The extremely high health is meant to represent the persistance of society's ridicule and elitism against a duck of Duck's nature, the weak attack strength reflecting Duck's futility in his efforts to fight back and make it in this cruel world. The weapons menu is disabled, drawing a parrallel to the average duck's total lack of support and self-confidence in their struggle for social conformity. You'll notice that the armour menu is still partially available, showing that every duck has what it takes deep inside to stand up and defend themselves against the constant discriminative attacks from today's cultural zeitgeist.

Thanks for playing.


Comments

that never happened!

lol, that was very entertaining to read

too bad we didn't program a pause button into that game. i bet peoples fingers are killing them

Ducksim 2008 haha.. people make fake comments saying boss fights and stuff.. but I have no proof, so tell me you can only make the ducks head go underwater or I will be forced to keel you.

you can only make the duck's head FILL WITH PHILOSOPHICAL INSIGHTS AND CONFLICTIONS.

That would be so badass :(

gotta love duck sim.

do something about the orange boss difficulty. those seeds are killer.

I will be featuring a game review of Duck Sim 2008 on youtube, as long as you are okay with it.

go for it

yo i-smel wtf do u do in duck sim so far the only thing u can do in that game bob ur in and out of the water.Please tell me what to do in that game cus i want to know how much fun the game actually is.so tell me is it just me or is the only feature in this game bobbing your head up and down.

oops made a mistake i was supposed to say bob ur HEAD in the water. k. XD

Screw pacman, screw mario, screw sonic and screw final fantasy. THERE WILL ONLY BE ONE LEGENDARY DUCK SIM!