I'm about to release like 3 games at once

okey doke- Why do I have so many games on my PC not doing anything?
Well the first one is Co-Operation, AVAILABLE NOW!
It's that 8bit platformer where you play as two guys. I've bin preppin it for the MaxGames Contest, but it took so long to sort shit out with the ads AND sponsorship thing. I was seein an advert where he was seein a tank, but I couldn't see what he was seein, it were a right cock up.

Anyway, second game is Rebound. Took me a week to make, also for the MaxGames Contest. I'll spoil the surprise for you: It's basically Arkanoid with crazy shit in it. You can check it out if you've got an account on Flashgamelicense.com. It's pretty shit, but hey- A n****r gotta eat.

So thirdly, the long-awaited Crunchdown. I left it on FGL (It's like ebay for Flash games) for like a damn month. I wouldn't accept anything less than 4000. Turns out that with the 10mb filesize, all the swearing, implicit racism and prostitution; There weren't many buyers. Someone came along in the end though to recognise my true greatness. Some Flash site nobody's ever heard of, Ground- Games or something? I don't know. Seems like a bunch of total ametuers.

So that might be it for 2008. Those are my 3 games you'll see (on the front page) over the next few days. I've started my next 3-month-project. First was Cannoncrotch, then Crunchdown, now this beast of a game. Yeah they might not make me as much money as 8bit platformers and Arkanoid clones, but Goddammit. Someone's gotta make the good ones.
You can keep track of how it's comin along at FlashGameLicense.com. I was THINKING of starting a dev blog on my Newgrounds user thing, but I don't know. You guys can be dicks sometimes.

VOTE FIVE ON MY STUFF I'VE GOT NO FUCKING MONEY LEFT.

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WAaAzZAaA 2008-09-29 18:52:24

STOP GODAMMIT!!!

youre not gonna leave any prizes for the rest of us man.....

I-smel 2008-09-29 18:52:24 (Updated 2008-09-29 18:58:37)

I AM I-SMEL. DEVOURER OF PRIZES. AUURAUROROROMNOMNOM

Phil 2008-09-29 19:00:51

You can only submit 2 a day tho :P

I-smel 2008-09-29 19:00:51

I was gonna spread it out anyway.

Ansel 2008-09-29 19:19:45

i was havin fun playing cooperation until i got to the pyramid level, walked out the right side of the map, and broke the game :C fix that :3 I really enjoyed it otherwise tho, except the graphics on some of the stages were disappointing :c shoulda asked me to help out, man, you know i loved dat shit

I-smel 2008-09-29 19:19:45

I forgot. and I wanted September bonus- its September 30th now and I JUST released the game, so time constraints n shit.

Nevermind3 2008-09-29 20:28:04

If you would've changed the Crunchdown guy to pink and called it Kirby: Ultra Awesome Party you would've made like millions of money guaranteed.

I-smel 2008-09-29 20:28:04

would've got sued

Wiiporter 2008-09-29 20:52:12

will play later.

Glaiel-Gamer 2008-09-29 23:26:18

you smell

I-smel 2008-09-29 23:39:31

IT'S 4:39 am AND I JUST FIXED THAT MAJOR GLITCH.

Ansel 2008-09-30 16:54:42

oh also, dude you got aim or somethin? i want to talk to you live sometime

Greg-Anims 2008-10-01 15:32:16

Man, you really dont get enough credit for your stuff...

..if i had to choose an upcomming flash game developer, to give money..to make me games. It would probably be you.

Sucks about the co-op thing, an that you didnt put any Sabrepulse in it... oh..and that its score is way lower than it should be.. is the contest based on NG scores? thatd suck.

Anyway, keep making good games.. and dont sell out with that rebound crap dude.. just dont bother. Make something good, or not at all.

CASUAL GAMES ARE SHIT. so itd be refreshing to see some good ones.. not just lame graphics, no characters.. just blocks. and some gay ass excuse for gameplay, which rewards math skills or something...
(COUGH-everyDSgame-COUGH)

HOLY SHIT THERES GONNA BE A METAL SLUG 7! lollolololololl

I-smel 2008-10-01 15:32:16 (Updated 2008-10-01 15:51:47)

recent metal slug games av bin shit compared to the old ones.

I wouldn't pay me to do games, mine are all glitched out n shit.

Yeah, Co-op was broke while it was on Most Recent and I was asleep. hopefully itll do better on AddictingGames n shit like that. The monthly bonuses are beased on NG scores, but the grand prizes are judged by Tom Fulp , Psycho Goldfish, Skye, Edmund McMillen and Mike Max. Holy shit it's pathetic that I know who they all are.

and come on, I make a game like once every 3 months and they do horribly. I have to experiment with selling out at least once. Seems to not work though- At least now I know I'm shit at making bad games.
Co-operation's a casual game. Some are cool, just not when they're made in a week.

L-L-Lag 2008-10-03 22:12:28

Man, you always gotta sell out, dontcha? God, you bring down the whole genre of internet flash maker because you like want 'money' n shit. WHo tha fuck needs money when you get like 10's and 9's on Newgrounds? FUCK man. Fuck.

Your number one fan
Lag ;D

molkman 2008-10-04 09:44:36

Dont be so arrogant on the price.

I-smel 2008-10-04 09:44:36

I would've sold it for about $2500, but everyone on FGL was like NAW DAWG Y'ALL CAN GET LIKE FIVE GRAND FO THAT SHIT and kept telling me to wait for about a month.

I sold it for $3250+ads.

Luis 2008-10-09 00:27:40

stop worrying about money, keep at it and youll climb the ranks.

good work on coop