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Beta Test CANNONCROTCH!!

2008-02-27 17:30:21 by I-smel
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CANNONCROTCH is finished. I could release it right now if I wanted to, but I won't- Cos I know from expirience that when I say a game of mine's finished, it dunt mean fuck all.

So I'm looking for beta testers- Anyone who's interested in the game, say so here and I'll PM you the link.
Don't expect to get a PM if you've bin here a week and have an infamous reputation for stealing games.

___UPDATE___
Things that were wrong:
The first boss was too fast
You respawned under the screen on the first boss
First boss is too big
Invincible nazi at the top o the stairs
You can aim your crotch upwards
You can stand "on" the enemy and not die
There's no way to mute it
Grenades don't work on the first boss
The elevator is too slow
Probably loads of other shit wrong with the first boss

RIGHT- This beta has officially STOPPED. I got loads of feedback, and I would go on, but I'm running out of room on the credits.


Minigame!!

2008-01-29 19:25:46 by I-smel

lol
OK ok ok hold down the mouse button and just drag up and down really really fast.

I saw a flash competition to make a game about being a rockstar and I was like OH HERE COMES ANOTHER 5000 FLASH VERSIONS OF GUITAR HERO. So while I was thinkg about what I could do that was unique, I made this.

Oh and I've got one more level to do of CannonCrotch CAN YOU FEEL THE EXCITEMENT GRIPPING YOUR SCROT? I KNOW I CAN. HHHHRRRRRRRNNNNGGHHHHHH!!!!!


Play the first stage of CANNONCROTCH!!

2008-01-05 22:10:42 by I-smel
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Wait- am I calling it CannonCrotch? Maybe Rocketcock would sound better. Or pistoldick...

LINK

Arrow Keys- Move about
A- Shoot
S- Jump
SPACE- Grenade

Well this is part one. It's not COMPLETELY finished, but I think it's presentable.
THUMBS UP OR THUMBS DOWN? GOOD START FOR 2000GR8 AMIRIGHT?

EDIT- Oh by the way- I just won $3500 on the big MaxGames contest! Well that's more money than I've ever had. Mint. Thanks to all you fools what voted big.


WHAT THE FUCK SHE GONNA LOOK LIKE WITH A CHIMNEY ON HER???

2007-11-19 15:47:29 by I-smel
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I'M REMAKING MY SPACESHIP GAME.
YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT YOU TELL IT TO MY DAMN FACE.
IT'S CURRENTLY GLITCHY AS FUCK BUT I DON'T GIVE A FUCKING MONKEYS.

BY THE WAY- MOUSE AND SPACE BAR, INCASE YOU'RE TOO MUCH OF A GODDAMN FOOL TO WORK THAT OUT YOURSELF.


THE FUCKIN AWESOME QUEST demo

2007-10-22 16:31:12 by I-smel
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http://spamtheweb.com/ul/upload/091107 /52671_FUCKIN_UNIFINISHED_QUEST.php

Want to help me improve on the style of this? Tell me if there's any effects I should add. How should I change the Heads Up Display? Is there a better way I could do the GO symbol? How can I make it more FUCKIN AWESOME? Stuff like that I want to look alot smoother and cleaner and clearer, but keep the AWESOME style.



http://zeitgeistmovie.com/

This video is two hours long. If you don't have that time right now, save it to your favourites and watch it later. it's free.

I know what you're like; You're a bit like me. You've come to Newgrounds and took a look at the front page cartoons, and took a look at the front page games. All the stuff there, you've either played allready or just don't like. So, even though it's srsly nerdy, you take a look at the news posts. You don't tell people in real life that you read these things, surely? Oh come on. You're thinking of something to reply right now. RIGHT NOW, YES YOU ARE. You're exactly like me, you fuckin chump =D

I was moved by this video. Do yourself a favour and find the time to watch it.
http://zeitgeistmovie.com/


I AM FINALLY BACK ON NEWGROUNDS.

2007-09-07 12:36:53 by I-smel
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Was I right to click "NG Front Page"? Shit I hope it doesn't end up as a news post.

SO ANYWAY; SHIT IT'S BEEN A WHILE. I've been a member for about two years and I've never activated my account. Then when they remade the whole site I was all "YEAH BOIII, I'M MAKIN ONE O THEM USER P-JIZZLES KNOWWHATAMSAYIN?". So I did, I made a user page, then when I tried to sign in, Newgrounds was like "WUTS YO PASSWORD, DAWG??" and I was like- Well I put my password in, I signed in and everything. So out of nowhere, Newgrounds was all "VERIFY YOUR ACCOUNT MUTHABITCH."
BUT the e-mail address I gave all those years ago was a fake one and I couldn't get a verification account all this time >=(

It's not like I could just ASK A FULP to fix my account because then they'd know I've got two. OHSHIT RULEBREAKING, B&. Come on, I submit the games, I'm a top guy. I've only got two accounts because I made the first one when I was about 6, and it's got a gayboy username.
Anyway, now they've got a page that fixes all my problems, http://www.newgrounds.com/join/resend
and I'm back on.

SO EXPECT A FUNKY GAME (or two) SOME TIME THIS WEEK, I'LL BE EXPECTING YOU ALL TO VOTE 6.

EDIT- I'VE BEEN DEMOTED FROM LOLLIPOP TO PLUNGER: FANTASTIC >=[